There are some sorority secrets that ordinary people just don’t get. It’s an elite group, and one of the primary skills any sorority girl knows is how to party like a pro.
Here are 14 partying habits only a sorority girl will understand.
Even if you head out to the clubs, the pre-party is the best part. You play games, take shots of cheap spirits and party so hard the neighbors will be complaining for weeks.
You can’t half-heartedly attend a costume party. The theme must be stuck to like glue, and anyone that shows up without a costume is always shamed. Plus, if you don’t spend enough time getting creative with your outfit, you miss out on half the fun!
If you’ve never shared a few ID cards between a significant group, are you even in a sorority? If that fails, you know you can always count on the seniors to buy your drinks for you.
Moody Mick wouldn’t let you in because you were a little more than tipsy, but when Smiley Sam changes with him, it’s game over, people.
Lined up in front of the mirror with your sisters, you take it in turns complimenting one another, helping each other apply fake eyelashes and checking their makeup isn’t smudged. But it’s not a chore – with a few drinks and plenty of laughs, it’s like another party altogether.
You’re done with overpriced drinks at clubs. You’d much slightly down all the booze in your sorority before you head out. That way, you get a bargain (as well as very, very drunk).
There always seems to be one girl in the group who binds togas like a pro. It’s a skill rarer than an affinity for rocket science, and whichever girl is gifted in the act is practically worshipped by the rest.
If one sister skips the night, it feels like a hole in the heart. You’re always best when you’re all together as a family.
You’ve been training for the end of exam parties for months. You have an outfit prepared, a bottle of drink at the ready, and you’ve planned how to get through the whole day at the right level of drunk. You’re practically an expert now, and you’re strangely proud of it.
Costume parties aren’t a time for looking good. The best costumes are the ones that make you look like an idiot. If you find the perfect outfit, you’ll go down in sorority history as a complete legend.
You can sniff it out like a dog chasing a rabbit. Where the punch goes, you go. Plus, since you’re such an expert, you spend a lot of time sipping it like a fine wine and comparing it to a previous party punch. Who needs a glass of red when you can sample the finest fruit punch the sorority has to offer.
You may be singing different lyrics to the rest of the club, but with twenty other sorority girls at your side, you won’t be singing alone. Those songs are part of your sorority, and they mean more to you than the cool kids who know the real words to the song.
The very thought makes you cringe. What’s a party when everyone else is drunker than you? It’s time to pray you can fob your role off on one of the freshmen.
Getting breakfast with your sisters the next day, you sink into your seats, nauseated and tired, but ready to discuss all the fun antics of the previous night. Even if everything went wrong, you’d all do it again in a heartbeat (and you probably will tonight).
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